Will
August 18th, 2003, 02:10
Take away all levels of morality, meaning, and practicality, and add well choreographed nude scenes, a profusive amount of gore, and one long kickbutt battle between the two of our most feared (now just a duo of glorified ballyhoos) boogy monsters, leaves you with Freddy Vs. Jason.
First off the nude scenes were ...uhm wow.. and also served as a tool to distract people who are easily scared of this sorry excuse for a horror flick. If anything, I would have guessed it was the same guy who choreographed Road to Perdition... haahahah...ehem *joke*... ok nvm.. The killings/ special effects were somewhat creative, but Jason had the coolest style of them all. The director really gave Jason the "good guy" image because of his bullied childhood thanks to his freakish facial structure.
This movie is nowhere near the definition of scary, there are too many predictable jumpy scenes to leave you anticipating one after the other. I couldnt stop laughin throughout the whole movie. Although, Jason X and Freddy's Dead were the funniest of the series, this installment went for more of the "cool" look with its AWESOME SOUNDTRACK. The beginning of the movie starts out with a lot of cool but unnesseccary nudity, then moves steeply into a gorefest, then a bunch of jibberish as these pathetic excuse for actors try to figure what the heck is going on, then comes the coolest hyped up fight scene ever, and then.. a very predicatable yet dissappointing ending.
As far as story, I cant really give you detail cause I was too distracted by the female bareness and the Crouching Freddy hidden Jason kungfu fighting. But to narrow it down it was basically Nightmare on Elm Street 1, Friday the 13th 1, Mortal Kombat, and late night softcore sex movies they air on the Showtime channel, all this mixed into one.
The fight scene ultimately makes this movie's worth!!! Yes Freddy does do a bit of kung fu, but for the most part it was like watching a duo boogy man allstar version of Super Smash Bros. Malee on big screen. If you are a true fan of the series you'll pretty much know what to expect but will be really pleased to see these too macho guys-back-in-the-action once again.
It's worth watching if you are bored and have already seen all the good movies released this summer. 6/10 jalepanos.
First off the nude scenes were ...uhm wow.. and also served as a tool to distract people who are easily scared of this sorry excuse for a horror flick. If anything, I would have guessed it was the same guy who choreographed Road to Perdition... haahahah...ehem *joke*... ok nvm.. The killings/ special effects were somewhat creative, but Jason had the coolest style of them all. The director really gave Jason the "good guy" image because of his bullied childhood thanks to his freakish facial structure.
This movie is nowhere near the definition of scary, there are too many predictable jumpy scenes to leave you anticipating one after the other. I couldnt stop laughin throughout the whole movie. Although, Jason X and Freddy's Dead were the funniest of the series, this installment went for more of the "cool" look with its AWESOME SOUNDTRACK. The beginning of the movie starts out with a lot of cool but unnesseccary nudity, then moves steeply into a gorefest, then a bunch of jibberish as these pathetic excuse for actors try to figure what the heck is going on, then comes the coolest hyped up fight scene ever, and then.. a very predicatable yet dissappointing ending.
As far as story, I cant really give you detail cause I was too distracted by the female bareness and the Crouching Freddy hidden Jason kungfu fighting. But to narrow it down it was basically Nightmare on Elm Street 1, Friday the 13th 1, Mortal Kombat, and late night softcore sex movies they air on the Showtime channel, all this mixed into one.
The fight scene ultimately makes this movie's worth!!! Yes Freddy does do a bit of kung fu, but for the most part it was like watching a duo boogy man allstar version of Super Smash Bros. Malee on big screen. If you are a true fan of the series you'll pretty much know what to expect but will be really pleased to see these too macho guys-back-in-the-action once again.
It's worth watching if you are bored and have already seen all the good movies released this summer. 6/10 jalepanos.